And Now, Something for the Whole Family.
I recently overheard something very strange at the cafeteria.
I might look like a cruel, heartless bastard on the outside, but I just want you to know that inside of me is a sweet little kid … who I ate just this morning.
Wait. Like the rest of you wheelin’ dealin’ human bein’s readin’ this, I realize that something about that last sentence feels horribly wrong. Let me try again.
I might look like a cruel, heartless bastard on the outside, but I just want you to know that inside of me is a sweet little kid … whom I ate just this morning.
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