Maple Syrup.
My girlfriend’s obsession with my calorie intake has gotten to point where she refuses to even let me lick maple syrup off of her. I’ve tried reasoning with her but she screams, “Stop doing that!” Every single time.
She then says things like, “Who the hell are you and why do you keep breaking into my apartment every night with a hot cup of maple syrup?” but I think that’s kind of cute.
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