“I’m a comedian, so I write jokes for a living. If it’s late at night and I’m in bed and think of something funny, I have to get a pen and write it down. Or, if the pen’s too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain’t funny.”- Mitch Hedberg
As a closet stand-up comic, I like reading and hearing clever things. And as for writing, I’m sure I’ll produce reasonably good material eventually. (About procrastination, maybe?)
When asked to describe me, people say that if Mitch Hedberg and George Carlin had an illicit love child… I’d tap that.
